A jungle-gym playground on steroids.
If you’ve ever watched the high-energy TV show Ninja Warrior, you’ll know what to expect at this indoor playpark and fitness centre in Black River Park. Not just a cool name, it also has the coolest combination of obstacles and inflatables to conquer (and is the largest indoor course of its kind in the country).
And… action!
The black-and-red colour scheme, industrial aesthetic and funky lighting set the mood for some seriously fun action.
Total Ninja will have children of all ages (even grown-up ones) climbing, swinging, jumping, balancing, sliding and negotiating everything from cargo nets, monkey bars, see-saws, wonky ladders and bridges to the wrecking ball, gladiator pit, Wipeout and Warped Wall.
It’s a full-body workout, and no matter what happens, there’s always a soft landing. Queue lots of fist-pumps and high-fives…
Be the Ninja
There are two levels of ninja ability, both supervised and guided by trained professionals:
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- The “Mini Ninjas” (under-4s) have their own dedicated area, so they can enjoy the experience safely.
- The “Total Ninjas” (ages 4 and up) have full access to the entire Adventure Park, perfect for fun, fitness, friendly competition, socializing or even a unique date night.
In addition, “student ninjas” get a 20% discount on the rate on Tuesdays and Thursdays (with a valid student card, excluding public and school holidays). Group bookings (20 or more “ninjas”) get a 10% discount on Mondays to Thursdays (excluding public and school holidays), while “birthday ninjas” get to play for free on their date of birth.
Special antibacterial grip socks must be worn when using the course, plus there’s other rad gear to purchase – gloves, headbands and wristbands, T-shirts, peak caps and even stick-on tattoos – so you’ll totally look the part.
Fuel for fun
Ninjas get thirsty and hungry, and the cafe (also the spectator viewing area) serves all the family favourites – from delicious toasties, pizzas and burgers to ice cream and waffles. There’s great coffee by skilled baristas, milkshakes and even mocktails to enjoy, plus a range of platters for eight to share – sarmies, wraps, sliders, fruit, sweet stuff – that are ideal for a play date.
Total Ninja is, of course, a great venue for a birthday celebration, with private party rooms and two hours of access to the obstacle course, along with all the extras, a host and co-ordinator, catering and even invitations sorted. The party packages cost from R295 per person.
With lockers on site, baby-changing facilities, free wi-fi and ample free parking, it all adds up to an effortless outing for families, friends or fitness fanatics.
Opening times Monday – Friday, 10am – 9pm
Saturday + Sunday, 9am – 9pm
Cost R160 (one hour)
R240 (two hours)
Under-4s: R80 (one hour)
R120 (two hours)
R35 (compulsory socks)
Contact 021 745 3089, brp@totalninja.co.za
Where to find it Black River Park (South Entrance), 2 Fir Street, Observatory, Cape Town
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